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28 Funny Oscar Wilde Quotes

In this post, we gathered 28 funny Oscar Wilde quotes. Read and enjoy them:

  1. “Women are made to be loved, not understood”
  2. “I can resist anything except temptation”
  3. “Nowadays people know the price of everything and value of nothing”
  4. “Be yourself, everyone else is already taken”
  5. “I am so clever that sometime I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying”
  6. “Doing nothing is really heavy work”
  7. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back”
  8. “When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong”
  9. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much”
  10. “Never love someone who treats you like you are ordinary”
  11. “Only ugly women suspect their husbands. Beautiful women suspect the husbands of other women”
  12. “Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes”
  13. “You can never be overdressed or overeducated”
  14. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one”
  15. “When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; Now that I am old I know that it is”
  16. “I do not want to go to Heaven. None of my friends are there”
  17. “Only way to get rid of temptation is to obey it”
  18. “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about”
  19. “A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction”
  20. “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth”
  21. “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they will kill you”
  22. “Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future”
  23. “I am not young enough to know everything”
  24. “A man wants to be woman’s first love, a woman wants to be his last”
  25. “I always pass on good advice. It is only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself”.
  26. “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist”
  27. “Life is too important to be taken seriously”
  28. “Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught”

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